It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.