It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.