It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.