It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.