It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.