It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.