It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.