It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.