It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.