It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.