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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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