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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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