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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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