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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.