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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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