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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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#291
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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