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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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