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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
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