Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.