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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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