Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.