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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.