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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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