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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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