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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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