As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.