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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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