As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.