As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.