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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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