As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".