As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris