As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.