As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).