As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.