As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge. 260 264 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (524 votes)
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.