As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.