As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.