As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.