Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.