Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"