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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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