Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.