Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.