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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"