Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes. 364 313 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (677 votes)
In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.