Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.