Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.