Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.