Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.