Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.