Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.