Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.