Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.