Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.