Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.