Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.