Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.