Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.