Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.