The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.