The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.