The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.