The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.