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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.