The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.