The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.