The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.