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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.