The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.