The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.