The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.