The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"