The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!