The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.