The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.