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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris understands women.

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.