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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.