The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.