Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.