Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.