Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.