Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.