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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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