Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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Chuck Norris understands women.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.