Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.