Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.