Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.