Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.