Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.