Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.