Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.