Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. 334 342 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (676 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.