Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.