A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.