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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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