A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.