A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.