A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants. 365 304 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (669 votes)
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.