A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.