A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.