A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.