A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.