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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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