A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.