A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants. 363 304 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (667 votes)
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.