A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.