A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.