The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.