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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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