The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.