The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.