The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them. 278 276 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (554 votes)
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.