The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.