The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.