The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.