The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.