The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.