The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.