The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them. 278 273 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (551 votes)
Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.