The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.