The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.