The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.