The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.