The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.