Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.