Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.