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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.