Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.