Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

Chuck Norris understands women.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.