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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.