Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.