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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.