Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper. 287 267 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (554 votes)
Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.