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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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