In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.