In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.