In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.