In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.