In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.