In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.