In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.