In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.