In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.