In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.