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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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