In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.