In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.