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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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