Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.