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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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