Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris" 272 407 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 40% approval (679 votes)
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.