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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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