Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.