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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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