Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.