Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.