Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"