Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.