Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.