Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.