Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.