Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.