Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.