Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.