Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.