Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"