Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.