If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.