If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes. 324 350 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (674 votes)
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.