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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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