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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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