If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.