If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.