If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.