If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.