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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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