If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.