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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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