If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.