If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.