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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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