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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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