If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.