If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes. 323 351 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (674 votes)
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.