TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.