TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.