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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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