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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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