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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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