TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.