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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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