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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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