TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.