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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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