TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.