TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.