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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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