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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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