Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.