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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum. Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis. Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces. Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up. What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe. Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris. See Top 100

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