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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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