Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. 306 360 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (666 votes)
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.