Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.