Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.