Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.