Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."