Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. 306 360 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (666 votes)
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.