Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.