Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.