Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.