Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.