Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.