Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.