Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. 306 360 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (666 votes)
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.