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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

Chuck Norris Fact #119 378 Likes 285 Dislikes
Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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