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  • Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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  • Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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  • The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

    Chuck Norris Fact #138 334 Likes 295 Dislikes

  • They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

    Chuck Norris Fact #139 311 Likes 216 Dislikes

  • TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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  • After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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  • Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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  • Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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  • When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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  • Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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  • In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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  • Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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  • Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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  • Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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