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  • Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

    Chuck Norris Fact #91 323 Likes 275 Dislikes
  • It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #92 359 Likes 320 Dislikes
  • Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

    Chuck Norris Fact #93 312 Likes 302 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

    Chuck Norris Fact #94 342 Likes 290 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

    Chuck Norris Fact #95 277 Likes 348 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

    Chuck Norris Fact #96 311 Likes 292 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

    Chuck Norris Fact #97 259 Likes 333 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

    Chuck Norris Fact #98 353 Likes 340 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

    Chuck Norris Fact #99 314 Likes 411 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

    Chuck Norris Fact #100 303 Likes 351 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

    Chuck Norris Fact #101 272 Likes 306 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

    Chuck Norris Fact #102 322 Likes 284 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

    Chuck Norris Fact #103 313 Likes 367 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

    Chuck Norris Fact #104 351 Likes 279 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

    Chuck Norris Fact #105 245 Likes 301 Dislikes
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