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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris Fact #92 358 Likes 320 Dislikes
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

Chuck Norris Fact #93 312 Likes 302 Dislikes
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

Chuck Norris Fact #95 277 Likes 346 Dislikes

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

Chuck Norris Fact #96 311 Likes 292 Dislikes
Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

Chuck Norris Fact #97 259 Likes 333 Dislikes
Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

Chuck Norris Fact #98 353 Likes 340 Dislikes
Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

Chuck Norris Fact #100 303 Likes 345 Dislikes

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Chuck Norris Fact #101 272 Likes 302 Dislikes
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

Chuck Norris Fact #102 322 Likes 284 Dislikes
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

Chuck Norris Fact #103 313 Likes 367 Dislikes
Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

Chuck Norris Fact #104 351 Likes 279 Dislikes
Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

Chuck Norris Fact #105 245 Likes 301 Dislikes

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