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  • Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

    Chuck Norris Fact #31 286 Likes 264 Dislikes

  • The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

    Chuck Norris Fact #32 364 Likes 311 Dislikes

  • Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

    Chuck Norris Fact #33 293 Likes 300 Dislikes

  • Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #34 249 Likes 284 Dislikes

  • There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

    Chuck Norris Fact #35 377 Likes 275 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

    Chuck Norris Fact #36 266 Likes 295 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

    Chuck Norris Fact #37 335 Likes 287 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

    Chuck Norris Fact #38 325 Likes 323 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

    Chuck Norris Fact #39 263 Likes 352 Dislikes

  • Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

    Chuck Norris Fact #40 335 Likes 309 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

    Chuck Norris Fact #41 266 Likes 323 Dislikes

  • When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #42 310 Likes 304 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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  • Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

    Chuck Norris Fact #44 325 Likes 337 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

    Chuck Norris Fact #45 353 Likes 295 Dislikes
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