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  • If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #61 262 Likes 273 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

    Chuck Norris Fact #62 303 Likes 285 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can taste lies.

    Chuck Norris Fact #63 288 Likes 302 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    Chuck Norris Fact #64 277 Likes 347 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

    Chuck Norris Fact #65 287 Likes 279 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

    Chuck Norris Fact #66 307 Likes 298 Dislikes

  • There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

    Chuck Norris Fact #67 316 Likes 321 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

    Chuck Norris Fact #68 322 Likes 265 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

    Chuck Norris Fact #69 344 Likes 298 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

    Chuck Norris Fact #70 336 Likes 261 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

    Chuck Norris Fact #71 252 Likes 302 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

    Chuck Norris Fact #72 310 Likes 333 Dislikes

  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

    Chuck Norris Fact #73 300 Likes 266 Dislikes

  • The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

    Chuck Norris Fact #74 291 Likes 258 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

    Chuck Norris Fact #75 265 Likes 266 Dislikes
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