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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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