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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

Chuck Norris Fact #605 329 Likes 192 Dislikes

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

Chuck Norris Fact #606 378 Likes 288 Dislikes
Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

Chuck Norris Fact #607 284 Likes 339 Dislikes
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

Chuck Norris Fact #608 363 Likes 333 Dislikes
Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

Chuck Norris Fact #610 368 Likes 324 Dislikes

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

Chuck Norris Fact #611 339 Likes 287 Dislikes
Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

Chuck Norris Fact #612 362 Likes 308 Dislikes
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

Chuck Norris Fact #613 274 Likes 270 Dislikes
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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