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  • Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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  • When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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  • What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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  • Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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  • Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

    Chuck Norris Fact #650 308 Likes 360 Dislikes

  • Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #651 254 Likes 317 Dislikes

  • Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

    Chuck Norris Fact #652 322 Likes 317 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

    Chuck Norris Fact #653 295 Likes 331 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

    Chuck Norris Fact #654 333 Likes 276 Dislikes

  • When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

    Chuck Norris Fact #655 311 Likes 225 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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  • Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

    Chuck Norris Fact #657 278 Likes 378 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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  • Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

    Chuck Norris Fact #659 369 Likes 250 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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