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  • Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

    Chuck Norris Fact #616 302 Likes 312 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

    Chuck Norris Fact #617 290 Likes 314 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

    Chuck Norris Fact #618 261 Likes 261 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

    Chuck Norris Fact #619 340 Likes 294 Dislikes

  • To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #620 277 Likes 286 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

    Chuck Norris Fact #621 302 Likes 293 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

    Chuck Norris Fact #622 305 Likes 284 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

    Chuck Norris Fact #623 330 Likes 239 Dislikes

  • Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

    Chuck Norris Fact #624 282 Likes 277 Dislikes

  • The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

    Chuck Norris Fact #625 240 Likes 302 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

    Chuck Norris Fact #626 339 Likes 349 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

    Chuck Norris Fact #627 299 Likes 324 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

    Chuck Norris Fact #628 285 Likes 288 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

    Chuck Norris Fact #629 285 Likes 288 Dislikes

  • The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

    Chuck Norris Fact #630 280 Likes 266 Dislikes
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