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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

Chuck Norris Fact #590 370 Likes 344 Dislikes

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

Chuck Norris Fact #596 325 Likes 275 Dislikes
Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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