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  • Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

    Chuck Norris Fact #541 298 Likes 290 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

    Chuck Norris Fact #542 245 Likes 286 Dislikes
  • No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

    Chuck Norris Fact #543 340 Likes 307 Dislikes
  • No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

    Chuck Norris Fact #544 330 Likes 312 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

    Chuck Norris Fact #545 274 Likes 284 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

    Chuck Norris Fact #546 366 Likes 286 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

    Chuck Norris Fact #547 314 Likes 303 Dislikes
  • Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

    Chuck Norris Fact #548 352 Likes 309 Dislikes
  • A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

    Chuck Norris Fact #549 288 Likes 252 Dislikes
  • The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

    Chuck Norris Fact #550 300 Likes 323 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

    Chuck Norris Fact #551 279 Likes 331 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

    Chuck Norris Fact #552 278 Likes 330 Dislikes
  • Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

    Chuck Norris Fact #553 236 Likes 339 Dislikes
  • Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

    Chuck Norris Fact #554 299 Likes 286 Dislikes
  • When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

    Chuck Norris Fact #555 276 Likes 277 Dislikes
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