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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

Chuck Norris Fact #543 340 Likes 304 Dislikes
No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

Chuck Norris Fact #545 274 Likes 281 Dislikes

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

Chuck Norris Fact #546 366 Likes 286 Dislikes
Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris Fact #548 352 Likes 309 Dislikes
A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Chuck Norris Fact #549 288 Likes 251 Dislikes
The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

Chuck Norris Fact #551 277 Likes 331 Dislikes
Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

Chuck Norris Fact #552 278 Likes 330 Dislikes
Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

Chuck Norris Fact #553 236 Likes 339 Dislikes
Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

Chuck Norris Fact #554 299 Likes 286 Dislikes
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

Chuck Norris Fact #555 276 Likes 277 Dislikes

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