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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

Chuck Norris Fact #513 307 Likes 269 Dislikes
Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris Fact #515 382 Likes 264 Dislikes

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

Chuck Norris Fact #516 329 Likes 318 Dislikes
Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

Chuck Norris Fact #520 272 Likes 274 Dislikes

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

Chuck Norris Fact #521 259 Likes 333 Dislikes
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

Chuck Norris Fact #522 322 Likes 284 Dislikes
Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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