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  • Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

    Chuck Norris Fact #481 310 Likes 320 Dislikes
  • All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

    Chuck Norris Fact #482 316 Likes 247 Dislikes
  • MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

    Chuck Norris Fact #483 333 Likes 332 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

    Chuck Norris Fact #484 264 Likes 269 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

    Chuck Norris Fact #485 331 Likes 280 Dislikes
  • The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

    Chuck Norris Fact #486 334 Likes 295 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

    Chuck Norris Fact #487 328 Likes 310 Dislikes
  • Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

    Chuck Norris Fact #488 276 Likes 389 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

    Chuck Norris Fact #489 323 Likes 275 Dislikes
  • It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #490 359 Likes 320 Dislikes
  • Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

    Chuck Norris Fact #491 312 Likes 302 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

    Chuck Norris Fact #492 342 Likes 290 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

    Chuck Norris Fact #493 277 Likes 348 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

    Chuck Norris Fact #494 311 Likes 292 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

    Chuck Norris Fact #495 275 Likes 294 Dislikes
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