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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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