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  • When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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  • Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

    Chuck Norris Fact #497 270 Likes 287 Dislikes

  • To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

    Chuck Norris Fact #498 320 Likes 291 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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  • Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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  • Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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  • Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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  • The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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  • For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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  • Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

    Chuck Norris Fact #506 264 Likes 278 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

    Chuck Norris Fact #507 295 Likes 334 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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  • Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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  • No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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