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  • In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

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  • Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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  • When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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  • Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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  • Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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  • Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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  • Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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  • Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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  • When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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  • All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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  • Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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  • Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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  • Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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