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  • Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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  • Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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  • For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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  • The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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  • Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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  • Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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  • TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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  • After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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  • Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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  • Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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  • When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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  • Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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  • In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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  • Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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