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  • Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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  • Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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  • A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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  • Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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  • They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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  • Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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  • Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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  • Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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  • After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

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  • When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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  • There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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  • Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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  • Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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  • Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

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  • The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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