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  • In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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  • Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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  • For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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  • In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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  • We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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  • The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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  • The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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  • Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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  • Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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  • Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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  • Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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  • When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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  • Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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  • If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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