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  • It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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  • Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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  • Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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  • Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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  • When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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  • Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

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  • 182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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  • Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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  • All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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  • July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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  • Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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  • In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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  • Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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  • If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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  • In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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