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  • Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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  • The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

    Chuck Norris Fact #377 388 Likes 303 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

    Chuck Norris Fact #378 317 Likes 268 Dislikes

  • Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

    Chuck Norris Fact #379 327 Likes 304 Dislikes

  • A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

    Chuck Norris Fact #380 316 Likes 263 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

    Chuck Norris Fact #381 306 Likes 323 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

    Chuck Norris Fact #382 364 Likes 333 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

    Chuck Norris Fact #383 316 Likes 310 Dislikes

  • Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

    Chuck Norris Fact #384 306 Likes 360 Dislikes

  • When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

    Chuck Norris Fact #385 359 Likes 284 Dislikes

  • Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

    Chuck Norris Fact #386 279 Likes 273 Dislikes

  • Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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  • There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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  • A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

    Chuck Norris Fact #389 371 Likes 283 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

    Chuck Norris Fact #390 304 Likes 278 Dislikes
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