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  • The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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  • Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

    Chuck Norris Fact #362 365 Likes 303 Dislikes

  • When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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  • Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

    Chuck Norris Fact #364 333 Likes 274 Dislikes

  • Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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  • As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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  • Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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  • Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

    Chuck Norris Fact #368 335 Likes 330 Dislikes

  • There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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  • President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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  • Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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  • What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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  • Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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  • Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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  • Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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