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  • Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

    Chuck Norris Fact #316 293 Likes 261 Dislikes

  • China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

    Chuck Norris Fact #317 312 Likes 306 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

    Chuck Norris Fact #318 314 Likes 287 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

    Chuck Norris Fact #319 329 Likes 287 Dislikes

  • There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

    Chuck Norris Fact #320 350 Likes 304 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

    Chuck Norris Fact #321 301 Likes 329 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

    Chuck Norris Fact #322 330 Likes 303 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

    Chuck Norris Fact #323 315 Likes 295 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

    Chuck Norris Fact #324 285 Likes 327 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

    Chuck Norris Fact #325 317 Likes 243 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

    Chuck Norris Fact #326 322 Likes 269 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

    Chuck Norris Fact #327 321 Likes 347 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

    Chuck Norris Fact #328 325 Likes 275 Dislikes

  • Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

    Chuck Norris Fact #329 279 Likes 308 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

    Chuck Norris Fact #330 288 Likes 324 Dislikes
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