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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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