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  • Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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  • Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

    Chuck Norris Fact #287 368 Likes 324 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

    Chuck Norris Fact #288 233 Likes 418 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

    Chuck Norris Fact #289 293 Likes 261 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

    Chuck Norris Fact #290 314 Likes 273 Dislikes
  • If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

    Chuck Norris Fact #291 280 Likes 363 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

    Chuck Norris Fact #292 300 Likes 368 Dislikes
  • Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

    Chuck Norris Fact #293 329 Likes 268 Dislikes
  • Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

    Chuck Norris Fact #294 298 Likes 296 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

    Chuck Norris Fact #295 319 Likes 353 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

    Chuck Norris Fact #296 335 Likes 304 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

    Chuck Norris Fact #297 311 Likes 280 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

    Chuck Norris Fact #298 315 Likes 295 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

    Chuck Norris Fact #299 301 Likes 329 Dislikes
  • Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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