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  • Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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  • Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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  • Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #243 262 Likes 322 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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  • If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #245 280 Likes 276 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

    Chuck Norris Fact #246 322 Likes 320 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

    Chuck Norris Fact #247 289 Likes 264 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

    Chuck Norris Fact #248 338 Likes 282 Dislikes

  • It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #249 310 Likes 291 Dislikes

  • When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

    Chuck Norris Fact #250 287 Likes 307 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

    Chuck Norris Fact #251 292 Likes 275 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

    Chuck Norris Fact #252 353 Likes 336 Dislikes

  • When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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  • When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

    Chuck Norris Fact #254 61 Likes 64 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

    Chuck Norris Fact #255 43 Likes 25 Dislikes
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