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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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