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  • Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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  • Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #227 259 Likes 321 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris voids warranties.

    Chuck Norris Fact #228 330 Likes 246 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

    Chuck Norris Fact #229 345 Likes 314 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris understands women.

    Chuck Norris Fact #230 295 Likes 240 Dislikes

  • The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

    Chuck Norris Fact #231 278 Likes 266 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

    Chuck Norris Fact #232 284 Likes 288 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

    Chuck Norris Fact #233 285 Likes 288 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

    Chuck Norris Fact #234 299 Likes 324 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

    Chuck Norris Fact #235 356 Likes 308 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

    Chuck Norris Fact #236 300 Likes 312 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

    Chuck Norris Fact #237 273 Likes 278 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

    Chuck Norris Fact #238 308 Likes 306 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

    Chuck Norris Fact #239 274 Likes 268 Dislikes

  • Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

    Chuck Norris Fact #240 368 Likes 321 Dislikes
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