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  • Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

    Chuck Norris Fact #196 285 Likes 267 Dislikes

  • In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

    Chuck Norris Fact #197 356 Likes 293 Dislikes

  • Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

    Chuck Norris Fact #198 252 Likes 239 Dislikes

  • Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

    Chuck Norris Fact #199 287 Likes 346 Dislikes

  • The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

    Chuck Norris Fact #200 285 Likes 276 Dislikes

  • When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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  • Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

    Chuck Norris Fact #202 311 Likes 310 Dislikes

  • According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

    Chuck Norris Fact #203 347 Likes 265 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

    Chuck Norris Fact #204 303 Likes 369 Dislikes

  • Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

    Chuck Norris Fact #205 395 Likes 333 Dislikes

  • The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

    Chuck Norris Fact #206 311 Likes 240 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

    Chuck Norris Fact #207 279 Likes 278 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #208 292 Likes 283 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

    Chuck Norris Fact #209 333 Likes 316 Dislikes

  • In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

    Chuck Norris Fact #210 303 Likes 354 Dislikes
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