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  • In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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  • Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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  • When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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  • Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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  • Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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  • After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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  • TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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  • Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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  • There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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  • When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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  • After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

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  • Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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  • They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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  • A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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