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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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