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  • They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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  • There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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  • Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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  • When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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  • One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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  • Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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  • The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

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  • Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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  • The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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  • Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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  • Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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  • The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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  • When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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  • Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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