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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

Chuck Norris Fact #581 325 Likes 356 Dislikes
Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

Chuck Norris Fact #582 245 Likes 280 Dislikes
There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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