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  • Chuck Norris understands women.

    Chuck Norris Fact #631 295 Likes 240 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

    Chuck Norris Fact #632 345 Likes 314 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris voids warranties.

    Chuck Norris Fact #633 330 Likes 246 Dislikes

  • Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #634 262 Likes 322 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

    Chuck Norris Fact #635 300 Likes 263 Dislikes

  • If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #636 280 Likes 276 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

    Chuck Norris Fact #637 322 Likes 320 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

    Chuck Norris Fact #638 289 Likes 264 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

    Chuck Norris Fact #639 338 Likes 282 Dislikes

  • It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris Fact #640 310 Likes 291 Dislikes

  • When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

    Chuck Norris Fact #641 287 Likes 307 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

    Chuck Norris Fact #642 292 Likes 275 Dislikes

  • Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

    Chuck Norris Fact #643 353 Likes 339 Dislikes

  • When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

    Chuck Norris Fact #644 331 Likes 287 Dislikes

  • Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

    Chuck Norris Fact #645 351 Likes 323 Dislikes
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