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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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