Walker, Texas Ranger Jokes

Walker, Texas Ranger ran on CBS from 1993 to 2001, and for a generation of viewers it was the definitive Chuck Norris role: a Ranger who solved every case with a stare, a truck, and eventually a roundhouse kick. When Conan O'Brien installed a lever on his desk in 2004 that played random Walker clips, the show found a second life as comedy, and the Chuck Norris fact phenomenon followed less than a year later.

This collection brings together the jokes that reference the show, the Texas Rangers, Cordell Walker and the state of Texas itself. Some are affectionate, some are absurd, and a few only make sense if you have seen the episode where Walker fights a bear. (There is one.)

For the full history of the show, including cast, episode count and the 2021 reboot, visit our Walker, Texas Ranger page in The Legend of Chuck Norris.