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Chuck Norris History Jokes
According to Chuck Norris facts, most of recorded history is a cover-up. The dinosaurs didn't go extinct; they made a mistake. Fire wasn't discovered; it surrendered. And the Roman Empire fell for reasons that have nothing to do with economics.
This collection gathers the jokes that rewrite the past, from prehistory to the moon landing, ranked by the community. History teachers tell us they use them as attention-grabbers, and we believe them, because nobody forgets who "really" built the pyramids after hearing it here.
All dates in this collection are disputed. All disputes have been settled.
The Collection
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